it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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