69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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