New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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