that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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