I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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