This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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