he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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