this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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