I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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