Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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