how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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