I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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