I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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