I saw his package. It spoke to me.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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