His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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