ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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