did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm both gender and math confused
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