we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
You're like the curious george of whores
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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