i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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