Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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