dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Randomize
