I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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