it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Randomize
