Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
