you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Found your dick twin last night
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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