this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Hippo gnu deer
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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