How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Randomize
