...so i touched it.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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