i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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