What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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