Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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