do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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