They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
