Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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