Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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