So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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