I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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