remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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