So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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