My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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