Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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