So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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