ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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