Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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