Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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