Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
how do flat chested girls get laid?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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