when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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