Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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