People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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