It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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