Whats the glycemic index on semen?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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