idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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