It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize
