Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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