You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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