Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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