You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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