ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
third nipple confirmed
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